@cringervsbattlecat

@cringervsbattlecat

Double Trouble J9 & Ethan 👩‍👦 Master of My Universe I'm 'that person'... Awkward yet Awesome🤦‍♀️ ♧ Boss ♡ Mum ♤ Human ◇ @hammers.and.wands

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@cringervsbattlecat

This isn't from today but this is legitimately happens every Wednesday without fail. That's how good Wednesday's are... ❤ And for me, my toughest decision is how to use my time while he sleeps...🤔 -Maccas Drive Thru - Take a Nap myself - Watch a movie - Do work - Clean house - Procrastinate on my phone - Arts n Crafts And you can't have it all, it's one or nothing... this is tough. Sometimes I just sit in silence because I cant decide 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ . . . . . . . #moron #smartmove #couldbeworse #mumlife #motherhood #parenthood #thestruggleisreal #toddlerlife #timeout #selfcare #makealist #priorities #toughchoices #freetime #babybrain #headspace #valuabletime #choose #multitaskingisathing #thedream #babymama #fournado #humpdayfeels #humpday #mummysontime

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The Dream. It's a simple one, but brings endless happiness. ❤ My love looking after my love. #teamhammers #babyfletch #mumdiaries #mummasboy #muscleman #musclemania #kidlove #usefulchildren #doingtherightthing #tlc #subie #wrx #babygurl #thefams #sexyrexy #thedream #kidscarwash #onehappymumma #leadfoot #driveitlikeyoustoleit

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My Water Child ❤ Never had a water baby, but he has definately embraced it this season, just happy to see him find some confidence. Thank you Wednesday, and Jess, for talking about the same pool for about a year and we finally went abd he loved it. #thestarsaligned #waterbabies #waterchild #babyfletch #mumdiaries #mummasboy #dinomum #teamhammers #growingtoofast #mymainman #mylove #swimmersarewinners #gottalearn #nevertoolate #humpday #humpdayfeels #wednesdayvibes #mymumtribe

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Yearly Recap... Alive - Check Home - Check Fed - Check Clothed - Check Health - Check Emotional - Check Tired & a bit Broken- Check Check Child - Check Family - Check Business- Check Rich - Bahahaha The fuckery that was 2020 is coming to a close, yes there will be spillage into 2021, but let's face it, could be worse, may not be ideal and a lot of the items on my list have altered many times over, but like every other year we grow, gain perspective, come out stronger, set new goals, bend to what needs to be done. I have had a few hard lessons this year, learnt alot about myself and the people around me, gained and lost, surprise endings and weird beginnings, life just doing it's thing. And if anything I am more determined to make this new one better than the last. Growth is growth, comes in all shapes and sizes. But here I am. I am grateful and thankful. xx Happy New Year peeps, stay safe, be happy. ❤ . . . . . #hammertime #mumlife #mumdiaries #mylifeinreview #yearlyrecap #resultsarein #2020recap #2020fuckery #lifelessons #grateful #thankful #lifeexperience #thoughtoftheday #anotherchapter #onedoorcloses #doorsopen #mindfulness #headspace #checklist #surviving #chillinkillin #coolcalmcollected

Sydney Zoo

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Hi Diddums! 👋 Visited our friendly croc today, Ethan gave him love through the glass, kisses and hugs.. One day he will realise he us lunch, dinner or a lite snack... But in the meantime I'm totally fine with 'pets' that don't actually reside with us #winning #mumlife #motherhood #makingmemories #diddums #zoolife #croc #snap #kidsthinkthedarndestthings #cuteboy #mummasboy #mumdiaries #playgroupaustralia #playgroupau #kiddate #playdate #wetweatherfun #rainydays #babyfletch

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Mum Truth... I totally take advice from a cartoon dog, you know why?! Because it bloody works! Have you seen the @officialblueytv Wagon Ride episode? Worked a treat on Boxing Day with everyone trying to talk and Ethan felt unheard. Have to admit it was very cute and endearing, I quite liked it, hope it sticks ❤🤞 CORRECTION, I'm gonna make it stick. #mumlife #motherhood #parenthood #lifelessons #learningpatience #blueytv #blueyabckids #kidslife #fournado #thedream #killinmekid #mumdiaries #ventingmumma #mumtruths

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This is the moment... I have decided to wrap up Christmas with... Ethan really got into it this year... Expected a second run from Santa. Dashed through the snow onnsome wort of cottontail sleigh... Jingle Bells has a whole new meaning... And we seem to favour the Grinch maybe a little too much... But was still totally perfect ❤ #teamhammers #babyfletch #mumdiaries #christmastime #makingmemories #littlemoments #matchymatchy

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Wednesdays are for whatever makes us happy 🤪 Today was no exception. Good company, good location, good food. The childhood I had, and the childhood I want for him. #wednesdayvibes #dynamicduo #sillyfaces #itsourday #mummasboy #myworld #summervibes #beingkids

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First Time For Everything... That Includes buying a Real Christmas Tree...🎄 Not only did Ethan pick the tallest which is the most expensive but also one that homes a number of spiders... Not sure how this is all going to go down but looking forward to memories it creates! ❤👍 #firsttimetreebuyer #realchristmastree #ohchristmastree #mumlife #motherhood #makingmemories #christmastime #newtraditions #sundayvibes #dearsanta #moreofthis #moretime #mummasboy #boymum #familtyime

@cringervsbattlecat

Sometimes things just fall into place and it's all smiles... 😍 #teamhammers #babyfletch #mumdiaries #mummasboy #parkdates #afterschoolhangs #familytime #stickpark #happychappy #loveofmylife #boymum #perspective

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💪💪💪💪💪💪 My main man and his muscles 😍 The broccoli is starting to pay off 😉 #teamhammers #babyfletch #mumdiaries #mummasboy #muscleman #musclemania #machoman #mumslittlehelper #mylove

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Why didn't I sit under a tree sooner... Sometimes you need to just slow your roll and breathe, we always say that there isn't enough time in the day... Maybe there is, we just choose to fill it with the wrong things 🤷‍♀️ At the end of the day, I could work 12 hour days and never be done, and it's not like business is booming, yea it's gets busy but we are still small fry, haven't cracked through yet, but the point is, every extra hour of work i do everyday, is an hour kess spent with Ethan, time spent ignoring my health, more time lost with family and friends, less time eating and sleeping, less selfcare. There's got to be a balance. And don't take me wrong, I love my work, my shop, it's like my child. Just gotta get the scales to balance out.. Just a thought really, it really was a good tree lol #teamhammers #foodforthought #mumdiaries #ventingmama #havingamoment #coolcalmcollected #workplayrepeat #bosslife #situnderatree #thesimplethings #thoughtoftheday

@cringervsbattlecat

I'm Screwed. Every time I look at this pic... I'm like... 'oooo shit, this kid is bad and he knows it and I'm gonna pay for it' He's up to no good I'm sure of it! But then he feeds me snacks, tells me I'm beautiful and he can't have fun without me... Like i said... I'm screwed. #teamhammers #growingtoofast #shitsgettingreal #myboy #mummasboy #cheeky #cheekyfuckery #theressomethinggoingon #suss #suspect #mylilman #stopgrowing #idemandit

@cringervsbattlecat

Imagine me putting in this effort in on the daily... Even I would like me lol 🤣😂🤣 Even the webs are accurate(before coffee) Happy Halloween Fuckers! #teamhammers #filterselfie #shitsandgigs #ohmy #imagirl #festiveaf #backtonormality #halloweenindoors #halloweenfestivities #workingfromhome

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I would be chuffed too if I was Damo. That's one lucky Dino if you ask me. I love this kid way too much than I would like to admit, and funnily enough I still like him even when he's a prick. I spent over an hour tonight with him in tears about why he had to go bed and how he didn't have much of a choice, the cheeky shit threatens me, that he is going to tell dad! haha dad aint gonna do nothing, he'll end up in bed too if he aint careful. And then when we got into bed now two hours later... he's happy about, all snug like a bug in a rug or whatevs and hes out...🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Moral of the story: Kids are complicated, but they are amazingly complicated and i love it. #teamhammers #babyfletch #mumdiaries #ventingmama #bedtimefun #bedtimeroutines #dontkillthem #meltsmyheart #mummasboy #dinomum #welovedinosaurs #sleepchild #gotobed #toughnegotiator #todayslesson #parenting101

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How lucky am I? 😍 This kid kills me lol He's stepping out of dinos now and heading into hero's and pretend play.. don't know if I'm gonna keep up, not exactly damsel material, And refuse to be the villian, hmmm maybe the mentor. Yes I can see potential there. I shall take him under my wing teach him the hero code according to mum lol Apparently Iron Man doesn't need to pick up rubbish... well... First Lesson! Lead by example you brat! lol 😂🤣😂 #teamhammers #mumlife #dadlife #parenthood #lifelessons #stillhuman #learningtogether #hitandmiss #myhero #mummasboy #straightshooter

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Yup. Sounds about right. 😂😂 As you all know, I'm such a delight in the mornings... 😏🙄 #teamhammers #parentmemes #funnymeme #rayofsunshine #mondayvibes #mindfulness

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🔷️ S O U L C R U S H I N G 🔷️ What A Day... I don't even k ow where to start. I don't know bout the rest if you but once my day is in a downhill motion, it jist gains momentum and becomea a royal fuck up. Write off if you want to be polite about it. For a number of reasons today sucked, for the most part, I'll highlight the part where I had to crush my kids soul and tell him that I was going to throw away his toys. I counted to 3, and got there, rarely occurs normally, and I do believe that if you are going to throw out threats, you have to see them through, especially to a child. So the drive home fro daycare was an emotional whirlwind. The realisation that I was not joking or messing around clicked over in Ethan's little brain, his first move was to say sorry but not sure what for, second was to promise he will be a good boy forever, then the tears and fears that his toys will be departing, rationalisation and logics about when they will return and how they will be disposed and then the calm silence before we get home to do the deed. He did also try stalling tactics that failed and threatened to tell dad. I spent the whole car ride home giving myself a internal pep talk about what needs to be done and not give in because he said sorry. Bad behaviour deserves punishment, gotta see it through. So we walked in, went straight to the toys, grab about 5 boxes worth of his favourites and dumped them outside, closed the door on them and had a chat calmy and a tense cuddle, and got on with it. Mid my dramatic efforts to remove the toys and make a statement about it, I dropped one, he actually picked it up and put in the box for my to take outside, so I knew he had accepted rhe punishment. Will see what a new day brings tomorrow, haven't told him when he gets them back, I said when he behaviour changes 🤷‍♀️ Fingers crossed aye... 🤞👍 If you read this far.. kudos lol just needed to get it out of my system x #teamhammers #babyfletch #mumdiaries #mummasboy #ventingmama #parenthood #discipline #lifelessons #emptythreats #standingyourground #hellthankmelater

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👊 P R O U D M O M E N T 👊 We had a growing moment today, a proud mum moment. Nothing I did, my boy is just growing in confidence and independence. True Story: I don't think have washed Ethan's Hair in over 2 years. Seriously. He freaks out when water comes near his head unless it's on a facewasher, and I always assumed it got washed in his showers with Dad, but apparently not. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️. So today was a small win. He played in the water, got himself wet, got splashed in the face by another kid and didn't crack it. I couldn't believe it. He did the checklist, worked through emotions, shook it off and said, 'it's ok mum, I'm fine' AND THEN... we had a shower...and he let me wet the back of his head!!!🤯🤯🤯 Kickin goals today! Love this kid! #teamhammers #babyfletch #mumdiaries #mummasboy #growingboy #proudmoments #kidsfears #sydneymum #badmummoment #takingawin #growingpains #mylove #itsakidsworld

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⭐ S T O P & R E S E T ⭐ Got out of Sydney for less than 24 hours yesterday. But even in such a short time span, it's always a nice way to switch off and hit the reset button. The water always has a calming way of putting you in a clear mind, providing perspective and some time for thought before returning to the hussle and bussle of our normal existence. It was nice to just step way, even for a little bit. #teamhammers #babyfletch #longweekend #perspective #calmingwaters #mindfulness #takeabreak #reset #bythewater #keepingthingssimple

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🌞 H A P P Y D A Y S 🌞 Friday's with Silver Linings... It's the simple things that make me happy, little moments like these I love. Just stopping, kicking off my shoes, and having a swing and some shit talk with my son. No where to be, no rush or deadlines, no decisions to be made. Just be present. And this weather... oh my... please stay this way, such a gorgeous day #blessing Having a kid has definitely taught me to slow down and live life, actually live it, be there in that moment, it's amazing what we miss out on. #thoughtoftheday #teamhammers #babyfletch #mumdiaries #mummasboy #mylove #myworld #parenthood #livinglife #thesimplelife #thesimplethings #makingmemories #connecting #fridayfeels

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❣ Out of Body Experience ❣ ❣ Has this Happened to you? ❣ This wouldn't be the first time that this has happened to me, and it all happens so quick I'm scared I'll forget them. Even been interacting with your child or someone special that means the world to you, and it's like a out of body experience, you see yourself and them in a blissful moment of complete happiness, unfiltered and unconditional love? This happened today with Ethan, it was a realisation for only a brief moment, but it was just love and happy, sndvit created so much emotion, there were even tears of joy. Because that's what he brings, joy. I'm not saying j don't love him every other day of the week, just in the that moment, it was next level shit. And i just felt blessed. Can you relate or am I bat shit crazy?! #teamhammers #babyfletch #mumdiaries #mumlife #motherhood #parenthood #whattoexpect #preciousmoments #myworld #unconditionallove #outofbodyexperience #nextlevelshit #emotional #igotthejoy

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🤙 W E E K E N D V I B E S 👌 This weekend in a lot of ways was perfect, and in other ways not so much. It could be considered as write off, unplanned, a heaped mess, unhealthy, lacking routine and sleep, unproductive, disconnected, BUT it is also because of these things it was perfect. We problem solved our lack of plans and rountine and ended up at the Zoo, we bumped into friends, we continued to stay out and about till bedtime, which meant takeaway and icecream. We both had little screen time, we chilled in silence drawing, we spent about 4hrs doing puzzles, went for a walk, we orfanised toys for fun as it created conversation. We both said I L O V E Y O U out of our own freewill with no pressure. And, if that isn't winning, he even went to bed on time. 🤯😁 truly #winning #teamhammers #babyfletch #mumdiaries #mummasboy #mumlife #parenthood #makingthemostofit #makingmemories #weekendvibes #sundayfeels #happyaslarry

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❤ H O T D A T E S ❤ Just recapping these epic fails with these #hotdates . Everything went down hill after #aquaman , I thought Mickey and Batman were definately wins... However Mickey was stuck in the past, and Batman was stuck behind a tree... the whole mysterious persona thing...🤷‍♀️ And everyone else between got creepy, or my grass got cut by another female, or my own son.. 🤦‍♀️ Let's see what the next 10 bring... 🤞 #teamhammers #babyfletch #hotdate #lego #legomum #minifigs #disney #dc #marvel #harrypotter #fails #tryagain #blinddates

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My kids resting bitch face. Perfect. Love that head. ❤ #teamhammers #babyfletch #fuckoffmum #eatinginpeace #leavemebe

@cringervsbattlecat

😏 Yes, Yes I am. 😛 I know I'm not alone. We are all special. All those little quirks and flaws we have make us amazing. If you have known me long enough, you know its a proven fact that I don't walk straight, straight into walls in right. It's legit a true story. What makes you special?! Be special with me lol 😅 #teamhammers #bigkids #sillyduffer #spesh #truth #coolstorybro #iamspecial #youarespecial #youareloved #laughteristhebestmedicine

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👊 That's Just How We Roll 👊 Spring is here! Thank fuck for that, park dates are back as the days start to linger and the weather warms up. And some quality time with this kid again, makes the days so much better. #teamhammers #babyfletch #funnyfaces #besties #afterschoolhangs #familytime #qualitytime #parkdates #iloveswings #funnylookin #bigkids #imwithhim

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🤙 D A D D A Y 🤙 . There are a lot of names I like to call this guy, but DAD is my favourite, honestly. I can't preach that he is perfect, but he is the best father for my son, and watching their bond and unconditional love brings me so much happiness. He is loved so much by our son and I am grateful for him. xx #teamhammers #babyfletch #fathersday #dadlife #dadsday #family #familytime #coparenting #makingitwork #happiness #makingmemories #mutuallove #parenthood #ourworld

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Useless information . I can post pictures of Ethan for days. I can also happy make funny and sarcastic comments about him and share our bamter endlessly. I also do insta stories for work all the time and people can see my face all the time. I can easily show off and make fun of myself for work and I quite enjoy it because I love to laugh. However on my personal feed I struggle to write about myself and whatever is tickling my fancy, because firstly I get all judgey on the picture, and then wonder what everyone else is gonna think, abd then if i say something, will it be taken too literal, personal attack on another, superficial, crying for attention etc etc etc.. and we all know we can't please everyone and I don't really care but be rest assured the thought process is there. . So, this is the pic I like, I haven't mastered smiling spontaneously because im taking a selfie. It is also appropriate for the time of day, I want coffee and what I'm wearing gonna have to change because it's not acceptable for work but I liked it and me in that moment. So there you have it. . A acceptable photo of me by me dreaming about coffee. . #teamhammers #memyselfandi #readingintoit #truth #thoughtoftheday #mentalcase #blahblahblah #coffeefirst #sharingiscaring #venting

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The same kid that thinks birds are killers... but a baby pterandon is best choice for a pet... 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤔 #teamhammers #babyfletch #preschoolyears #growingboy #mummasboy #dinomum #welovedinosaurs #roar #pteranodon

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That Face... 👌 I'm gonna be honest, that's the fuck off face lol and only it's mother could love it. So nature walks aren't a strong point, too much leg action by sounds of the complaints. I will also take into consideration that the playground was visable and potentially can't do the two in one session. Lesson learnt, still a great Wednesday, as always it never disappoints. #teamhammers #babyfletch #playgroup #themanyfaces #gojump #biteme #eatmyshorts #bodylanguage #parenting101 #parethood

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☀️ Wednesday Hope ☀️ It's a known fact selfless acts are good for the soul, whether they fail or do the job, thenfact that we tried and were considering other ppl before ourselves brings the most satisfaction, we become proud in some ways. Doing Happy Rocks today actually brought me some silent joy and would of enjoyed spending more time doing them. BUT i am definately looking forward to hiding them next week for ither ppl to find. it would be an interesting journey these rocks get to have i think. #Teamhammers #babyfletch #playgroup #mumdiaries # outdoorplay #naturewalks #girlgang #mumgang #besties #happyrocks #raok #humpdayfeels #putasmileonyourdial #bekind